Mark Twain Quotes, Adventure Quotes, Wish Quotes

An adventure is something that while it's happening you wish it wasn't.

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If your only tool is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.

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I have learned that there lies dormant in the souls of all men a penchant for some particular musical instrument an an unsuspected yearning to play on it, which are bound to wake up an demand attention someday. Therefore you who rail at such that disturb your slumbers with unsuccessful and demoralizing attempts to subjugate a guitar, beware! For sooner or later your own time will come.

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The cayote is a living, breathing allegory of Want. He is always hungry. He is always poor, out of luck and friendless. The meanest creatures despise him, and even the fleas would desert him for a velocipede.

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A group of men in evening clothes looks like a flock of crows, and is just about as inspiring.

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Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.

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Be virtuous and you will be eccentric.

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What's the use you learning to do right , when it's troublesome to do right and it ain't no trouble to do wrong, and the wages is just the same?

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France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.

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Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth $4 a minute.

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An inglorious peace is better than a dishonorable war.

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Humor is the good natured side of a truth.

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The ability to find solutions to life's challenges is what makes us grow as a person.

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I am losing enough sleep to supply a worn-out army.

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We can achieve what we can conceive and believe.

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Tell the truth or trump-but get the trick.

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Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.

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A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation.

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Never run after you own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?

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I never could do anything with figures, never had any talent for mathematics, never accomplished anything in my efforts at that rugged study, and to-day the only mathematics I know is multiplication, and the minute I get away up in that, as soon as I reach nine times seven- [He lapsed into deep thought, trying to figure nine times seven. Mr. McKelway whispered the answer to him.] I've got it now. It's eighty-four. Well, I can get that far all right with a little hesitation. After that I am uncertain, and I can't manage a statistic.

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