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None of us can have as many virtues as the fountain-pen, or half its cussedness; but we can try.

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The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.

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There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.

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The Bible is a wonderful book; you can prove anything you want with it.

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when the human race is not grotesque it is because it is asleep and losing its opportunity.

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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.

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Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.

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The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.

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It is strange the way the ignorant and inexperienced so often and so undeservedly succeed when the informed and the experienced fail.

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Human beings seem to be a poor invention. If they are the noblest works of God where is the ignoblest?

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In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles. Therefore, in the Old Silurian Period the Mississippi River was upward of one million three hundred thousand miles long, seven hundred and forty-two years from now the Mississippi will be only a mile and three-quarters long. There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesome returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.

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I have not professionally dealt in truth. Many when they come to die have spent all the truth that was in them, and enter the next world as paupers. I have saved up enough to make an astonishment there.

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What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.

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I am personally acquainted with hundreds of journalists, and the opinion of the majority of them would not be worth tuppence in private, but when they speak in print it is the newspaper that is talking (the pygmy scribe is not visible) and then their utterances shake the community like the thunders of prophecy.

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We are strange beings, we seem to go free, but we go in chains - chains of training, custom, convention, association, environment - in a word, Circumstance, and against these bonds the strongest of us struggle in vain.

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The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot.

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Morals are not the important thing-nor enlightenment-nor civilization. A man can do absolutely well without them, but he can't do without something to eat. The supremest thing is the need of the body, not of the mind and spirit.

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You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.

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Nothing is so ignorant as a man's left hand, except a lady's watch.

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A conspiracy is nothing but a secret agreement of a number of men for the pursuance of policies which they dare not admit in public

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