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Being made merely in the image of God but not otherwise resembling him enough to be mistaken by anybody but a very near sighted person.

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A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

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The new political gospel: public office is private graft.

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Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size.

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Humor is tragedy plus time.

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One of my theories is that the hearts of men are about alike, no matter what their skin color.

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Sometimes my feelings are so hot that I have to take the pen and put them out on paper to keep them from setting me afire inside; then all that ink and labor are wasted because I can't print the results

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When a library expels a book of mine and leaves an unexpurgated Bible lying around where unprotected youth and age can get hold of it, the deep unconscious irony of it delights me and doesn't anger me.

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Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live.

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When grown-up persons indulge in practical jokes, the fact gauges them. They have lived narrow, obscure, and ignorant lives, and at full manhood they still retain and cherish a job lot of left-over standards and ideals that would have been discarded with their boyhood if they had then moved out into the world and a broader life.

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Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilt.

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It is better to support schools than jails.

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My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.

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I like a thin book because it will Steady a Table, a leather volume because it will Strop a Razor, and a heavy book because it can be Thrown at a Cat.

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Ah, that shows you the power of music, that magician of magician, who lifts his wand and says his mysterious word and all things real pass away and the phantoms of your mind walk before you clothed in flesh.

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I like Joan of Arc best of all my books; and it is the best; I know it perfectly well.

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When an honest writer discovers an imposition it is his simple duty to strip it bare and hurl it down from its place of honor, no matter who suffers by it; any other course would render him unworthy of the public confidence.

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And how moving is the eloquence of the untaught when it is the heart that is speaking!

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Whenever the human race assembles to a number exceeding four, it cannot stand free speech.

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I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

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