Mark Twain Quotes, Mind Quotes

Take your mind out every now and then and dance on it. It is getting all caked up.

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When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Kentucky, because everything there happens 20 years after it happens anywhere else.

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You can't throw too much style into a miracle.

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My advice to girls: first, don't smoke - to excess; second, don't drink - to excess; third, don't marry - to excess.

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We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents.

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A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape.

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It's easy to make friends, but hard to get rid of them.

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They do say that when a man starts down hill everybody is ready to help him with a kick, and I suppose it is so.

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Was it my conspicuousness that distressed me? Not at all. It was merely that I was not beautifully conspicuous but uglily conspicuous - it makes all the difference in the world.

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In the real world, nothing happens at the right place at the right time. It is the job of journalists and historians to correct that.

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The insincerity of man-all men are liars, partial or hiders of facts, half tellers of truths, shirks, moral sneaks. When a merely honest man appears he is a comet-his fame is eternal-needs no genius, no talent-mere honesty

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All generalizations are false, including this one.

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It's easy to endure adversity -- if it happens to someone else.

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There is only one good sex. The female one.

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We called him Barney for short. We couldn't use his real name, there wasn't time.

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The rain ...falls upon the just and the unjust alike; a thing which would not happen if I were superintending the rain's affairs. No, I would rain softly and sweetly on the just, but if I caught a sample of the unjust outdoors, I would drown him.

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I will now claim - until dispossesed - that I was the first person in the world to apply the typewriter to literature. ... The early machine was full of caprices, full of defects- devilish ones. It had as many immoralities as the machine of today has virtues. After a year or two I found that it was degrading my character, so I thought I would give it to Howells. ... He took it home to Boston, and my morals began to improve, but his have never recovered.

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I speak French with timidity, and not flowingly--except when excited. When using that language I have often noticed that I have hardly ever been mistaken for a Frenchman, except, perhaps, by horses; never, I believe, by people.

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There are German songs which can make a stranger to the language cry.

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Where every man in a state has a vote, brutal laws are impossible.

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