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His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere.

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A reputable lawyer will advise you to keep out of the law, make the best of a foolish bargain, and not get caught again.

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Patriotism is merely a religion-love of country, worship of country, devotion to the country's flag and honor and welfare.

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The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are.

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Always tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember what you said.

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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

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In the ancient city of London, on a certain autumn day in the second quarter of the sixteenth century, a boy was born to a poor family of the name of Canty, who did not want him.

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I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.

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What, then, is the true Gospel of consistency? Change. Who is the really consistent man? The man who changes. Since change is the law of his being, he cannot be consistent if he stick in a rut.

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An honest politician is an oxymoron.

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I am technically "boss" of the family which I am carrying along-but I am grateful to know that it is only technically - that the real authority rests on the other side of the house. It is placed there by a beneficent Providence, who foresaw before I was born, or, if he did not, he has found it out since - that I am not in any way qualified to travel alone.

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The symbol of the race ought to be a human being carrying an ax, for every human being has one concealed about him somewhere, and is always seeking the opportunity to grind it.

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December is the toughest month of the year. Others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, October, August, and February.

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I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it never inconvenienced me a bit.

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There is no salvation for us but to adopt Civilization and lift ourselves down to its level.

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Only he who has seen better days and lives to see better days again knows their full value.

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When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know have gone to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.

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Humor is the good natured side of a truth.

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We are all alike, on the inside.

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No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot

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