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I am able to say that while I am not ruggedly well, I am not ill enough to excite an undertaker.

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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

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A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.

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A religion that comes of thought, and study, and deliberate conviction, sticks best. The revivalized convert who is scared in the direction of heaven because he sees hell yawn suddenly behind him, not only regains confidence when his scare is over, but is ashamed of himself for being scared, and often becomes more hopelessly and malignantly wicked than he was before.

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But we are all insane, anyway ... The suicides seem to be the only sane people.

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The institution of royalty in any form is an insult to the human race.

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We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and it's efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read-

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The nation is divided, half patriots and half traitors, and no man can tell which from which.

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We recognize that there are no trivial occurrences in life if we get the right focus on them.

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It has been said that a Scotchman has not seen the world until he has seen Edinburgh; and I think that I may say that an American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi Gras in New Orleans.

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I have a religion-but you will call it blasphemy. It is that there is a God for the rich man but none for the poor.....Perhaps your religion will sustain you,will feed you-I place no dependence in mine. Our religions are alike, though, in one respect-neither can make a man happy when he is out of luck.

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When the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots.

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I'm merely running some errands. This is now off the record.

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Such is professional jealousy; a scientist will never show any kindness for a theory which he did not start himself.

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...the administration of the law can never go lax where every individual sees to it that it grows not lax in his own case, or in cases which fall under his eyes.

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He charged nothing for his preaching and it was worth it too.

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Love is not a product of reasonings and statistics. It just comes-none knows whence-and cannot explain itself.

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It is my custom to keep on talking until I get the audience cowed.

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It is governed by minorities, seldom or never by majorities. It suppresses its feelings and its beliefs and follows the handful that makes the most noise. Sometimes the noisy handful is right, sometimes wrong, but no matter, the crowd follows it.

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Forget and forgive. This is not difficult when properly understood.

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