Mark Twain Quotes, Thinking Quotes, Finding Yourself Quotes

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform. "It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for certain that just ain't true." Thinking that you know the future.

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Strip the human race, absolutely naked, and it would be a real democracy. But the introduction of even a rag of tiger skin, or a cowtail, could make a badge of distinction and be the beginning of a monarchy.

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I admire him, I frankly confess it; and when his time is come I shall buy a piece of the rope for a keepsake.

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a fully belly is little worth where the mind is starved.

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A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read.

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If science exterminates a disease which has been working for God, it is God that gets the credit and all the pulpits break into grateful advertising-raptures and call attention to how good he is. Yes, he has done it. Perhaps he waited a thousand years before doing it. They forget to say that he is the slowest mover in the universe, that his Eye That Never Sleeps, might as well, since it takes a century to see what any other eye can see in a week.

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I was armed to the teeth with a pitiful little Smith & Wesson's seven-shooter, which carried a ball like a homopathic pill, and it took the whole seven to make a dose for an adult. But I thought it was grand. It appeared to me to be a dangerous weapon. It had only one fault - you could not hit anything with it.

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I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one.

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The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.

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It is a good idea to obey all the rules when you're young just so you'll have the strength to break them when you're old.

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An occasional compliment is necessary to keep up one's self-respect.

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There is nothing more frustrating than a good example.

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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

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Armor is heavy, yet it is a proud burden, and a man standeth straight in it.

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It is not a new thing for a thoroughly good and well-meaning preacher´s soft heart to run away with his soft head.

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A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them.

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Today's burdens can strengthen you for tomorrow.

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Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live.

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The only certainties in life are death and taxes.

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