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Tough times teach trust.

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Well, no doubt it's a blessed thing to have an imagination that can always make you satisfied, no matter how you are fixed.

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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The secret to success: find out where people are going and get there first

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To stand still is to fall behind.

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The fact is, the king was a good deal more than a king, he was a man; and when a man is a man, you can't knock it out of him.

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Custom is custom: it is built of brass, boiler-iron, granite; facts, reasonings, arguments have no more effect upon it than the idle winds have upon Gibraltar.

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A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch.

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The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.

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Love your enemy, it will scare the hell out of them.

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I cannot keep from talking, even at the risk of being instructive.

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Truth is stranger than fiction-to some people, but I am measurably familiar with it.

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There is a great difference between feeding parties to wild beasts and stirring up their finer feelings in an inquisition. One is the system of degraded barbarians, the other of enlightened civilized people.

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An occasional compliment is necessary to keep up one's self-respect.

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Strange a God who mouths Golden Rules and forgiveness, then invented hell; who mouths morals to other people and has none Himself; who frowns upon crimes yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon Himself; and finally with altogether divine obtuseness, invites this poor, abused slave to worship Him!

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Don't wake up a woman in love. Let her dream, so that she does not weep when she returns to her bitter reality

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I thoroughly believe that any man who's got anything worthwhile to say will be heard if he only says it often enough.

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When you feel like tellin a feller to go to the devil - tell him to go to Chicago - it'll anser every purpose, and is perhaps, a leetle more expensive.

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What God lacks is convictions- stability of character. He ought to be a Presbyterian or a Catholic or something- not try to be everything.

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Human beings can be awful cruel to one another.

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