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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you to the heart: the one to slander you and the other to get the news to you.

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Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.

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Women cannot receive even the most palpably judicious suggestion without arguing it; that is, married women.

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Everything human is pathetic

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Heaven is the very last place to come to rest and don't you be afraid to bet on that!

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There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous and shallow: Yet it was the schoolboy who said 'Faith is believing what you know ain't so'.

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In the small town of Hannibal, Missouri, when I was a boy, everybody was poor, but didn't know it; and everybody was comfortable and did know it.

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Patriotism is merely a religion-love of country, worship of country, devotion to the country's flag and honor and welfare.

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Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.

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I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other people.

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It may be called the Master Passion, the hunger for self-approval.

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The lightning there is peculiar; it is so convincing, that when it strikes a thing it doesn't leave enough of that thing behind for you to tell whether-Well, you'd think it was something valuable, and a Congressman had been there.

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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.

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These people´s God has shown them by a million acts that he respects none of the Bible´s statues. He breaks every one of them himself, adultery and all.

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I like Joan of Arc best of all my books; and it is the best; I know it perfectly well.

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It isn't safe to sit in judgment upon another person's illusion when you are not on the inside. While you are thinking it is a dream, he may be knowing it is a planet.

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To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

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Water is an individual, an animal, and is alive, remove the hydrogen and it is an animal and is alive; the remaining oxygen is also an individual, an animal, and is alive. Recapitulation: the two individuals combined, constitute a third individual-and yet each continues to be an individual....here was mute Nature explaining the sublime mystery of the Trinity so luminously that even the commonest understanding could comprehend it, whereas many a trained master of words had labored to do it with speech and failed.

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Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse.

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