Mark Twain Quotes, Religious Quotes, Atheist Quotes

Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True Religion - several of them.

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Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages.

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Words are only painted fire, a look is the fire itself. She gave that look, and carried it away to the treasury of heaven, where all things that are divine belong.

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He said that man’s heart was the only bad heart in the animal kingdom; that man was the only animal capable of feeling malice, envy, vindictiveness, revengefulness, hatred, selfishness, the only animal that loves drunkenness, almost the only animal that could endure personal uncleanliness and a filthy habitation, the sole animal in whom was fully developed the base instinct called patriotism, the sole animal that robs, persecutes, oppresses and kills members of his own tribe, the sole animal that steals and enslaves the members of any tribe.

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I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

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Authorship is not a trade, it is an inspiration; authorship does not keep an office, its habitation is all out under the sky, and everywhere the winds are blowing and the sun is shining and the creatures of God are free.

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It is higher and nobler to be kind.

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Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket" - which is but a matter of saying, "Scatter your money and your attention"; but the wise man saith, "Pull all your eggs in the one basket and - WATCH THAT BASKET." - Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

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When in doubt tell the truth. It will confound your enemies and astound your friends.

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How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.

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Life is but a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream.

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....try the mustard, - a man can't know what turnips are in perfection without mustard.

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It takes some little time to accept and realize the fact that while you have been growing old, your friends have not been standing still, in that matter.

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[N]o country can be well governed unless its citizens as a body keep religiously before their minds that they are the guardians of the law and that the law officers are only the machinery for its execution, nothing more.

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It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head.

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I'm the only person who has ever found the right way to build an autobiography.

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I am content to be a bric-a-bracker and a Ceramiker.

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He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages.

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The Indian may seem poor to we rich Westerners but in matters of the spirit it is we who are the paupers and they who are millionaires.

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The solution to our water problems is more rain.

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