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Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

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It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.

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Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.

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When the eyes say one thing, and the tongue another, a practiced man relies on the language of the first.

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.

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Democracy is an awful way to run a country, but it's the best system we have.

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The empty vessel makes the loudest sound.

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There is, in fact, no law or government at all; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them.

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There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

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We spent as much money as we could and got as little for it as people could make up their minds to give us. We were always more or less miserable, and most of our acquaintance were in the same condition. There was a gay fiction among us that we were constantly enjoying ourselves, and a skeleton truth that we never did. To the best of my belief, our case was in the last aspect a rather common one.

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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

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The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten

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whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, this is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

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It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down... Why do we laugh? Because it is a grave religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.

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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.

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I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

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