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I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

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Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

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We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and it's efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read-

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He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist.

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Let us work without theorizing, tis the only way to make life endurable.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

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It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.

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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

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New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

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What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!

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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'

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I have always been of the opinion that hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do.

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Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

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If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.

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Some medical beast had revived tar-water in those days as a fine medicine, and Mrs. Joe always kept a supply of it in the cupboard; having a belief in its virtues correspondent to its nastiness. At the best of times, so much of this elixir was administered to me as a choice restorative, that I was conscious of going about, smelling like a new fence.

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This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.

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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

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Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

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Only the shallow know themselves.

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