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- There is, in fact, no law or government at all; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them.
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- Books are totally useless unless you take their advice. If you just keep reading them, thinking "that's so insightful! that changes everything," but never actually doing anything different, then pretty quickly the feeling will wear off and you'll start searching for another book to fill the void.
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- Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
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- Ven you read the speeches in the papers, and see as vun gen'lman says of another, 'the Honourable member, if he vill allow me to call him so' you vill understand, sir, that that means, 'if he vill allow me to keep up that 'ere pleasant and uniwersal fiction.'
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- But you shall not escape my iambics.
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- "Peggotty!" repeated Miss Betsey, with some indignation. "Do you mean to say, child, that any human being has gone into a Christian church, and got herself named Peggotty?"
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- Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
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- ...there isn't often anything in Wagner opera that one would call by such a violent name as acting.
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- It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
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- When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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- I would rather have a nod from an American, than a snuff- box from an emperor.
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- No orator can top the one who can give good nicknames.
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- Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
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- I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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- Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.
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- Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
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- I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.
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- ... Waiter! raw beef-steak for the gentleman's eye,-nothing like raw beef-steak for a bruise, sir; cold lamp-post very good, but lamp-post inconvenient-damned odd standing in the open street half-an-hour, with your eye against a lamp.
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- But Rosa soon made the discovery that Miss Twinkleton didn't read fairly. She cut the love-scenes, interpolated passages in praise of female celibacy, and was guilty of other glaring pious frauds.
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- Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.
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