Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes, Funny Quotes, Religious Quotes

It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down... Why do we laugh? Because it is a grave religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.

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One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.

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On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.

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Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

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If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.

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One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

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The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him.

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Mrs. Boffin, insisting that Bella should make tomorrow's expedition in the chariot, she went home in great grandeur. Mrs. Wilfer and Miss Lavinia had speculated much on the probabilities and improbabilities of her coming in this gorgeous state, and, on beholding the chariot from the window at which they were secreted to look out for it, agreed that it must be detained at the door as long as possible, for the mortification and confusion of the neighbours.

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It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you.

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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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I would rather have a nod from an American, than a snuff- box from an emperor.

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You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.

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Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'

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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

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Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.

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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

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