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Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a really beautiful woman is after considerable acquaintance with her; and the rule applies to Niagara Falls, to majestic mountains, and to mosques-especially to mosques.

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A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible.

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The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means.

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At fifteen, my mind was bent on learning. At thirty, I stood firm. At forty, I had no doubts. At fifty, I knew the decrees of Heaven. At sixty, my ear was receptive to truth. At seventy, I could follow my heart's desires without sin.

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Sunshine is my quest.

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The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.

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It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.

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There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.

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The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.

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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

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Some medical beast had revived tar-water in those days as a fine medicine, and Mrs. Joe always kept a supply of it in the cupboard; having a belief in its virtues correspondent to its nastiness. At the best of times, so much of this elixir was administered to me as a choice restorative, that I was conscious of going about, smelling like a new fence.

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Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

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I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.

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If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.

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In the majority of cases, conscience is an elastic and very flexible article

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To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.

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Infancy conforms to nobody: all conform to it, so that one babe commonly makes four or five out of the adults who prattle and play to it.

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