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Everyone who has ever built anywhere a "new heaven" first found the power thereto in his own hell.

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You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

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Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

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I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

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Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.

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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

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There is more to be said for stupidity than people imagine. Personally I have a great admiration for stupidity. It is a sort of fellow-feeling, I suppose.

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Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir.

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The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.

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He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.

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Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

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For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.

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I won`t cry for you, my mascara`s too expensive

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.

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The great commander, who seemed by expression of his visage to be always on the look-out for something in the extremest distance, and to have no ocular knowledge of anything within ten miles, made no reply whatever.

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Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

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If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.

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... As to sleep, you know, I never sleep now. I might be a Watchman, except that I don't get any pay, and he's got nothing on his mind.

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