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The funniest people are the saddest once

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She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show.

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This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

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Ones real life is often the life that one does not lead.

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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

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There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

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Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing.

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The way it is now, the asylums can hold the sane people, but if we tried to shut up the insane we should run out of building materials.

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I don't quite recollect how many tumblers of whiskey toddy each man drank after supper; but this I know, that about one o'clock in the morning, the baillie's grown-up son became insensible while attempting the first verse of 'Willie brewed a peck o' maut'; and he having been, for half an hour before, the only other man visible above the mahogany, it occurred to my uncle that it was almost time to think about going.

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Governments need to have both shepherds and butchers.

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In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

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I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating.

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"Write that down," the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly wrote down all three dates on their slates, and then added them up, and reduced the answer to shillings and pence.

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The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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I have insecurities of course, but I don't hang out with anyone who points them out to me.

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What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What is a republican? One who believes that the democrats would ruin the country.

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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.

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I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

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