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Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

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No crime is vulgar, but all vulgarity is crime.

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Never buy a thing you don't want merely because it is dear.

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Oh, how I vainly wished to the bearded man in the sky that I was Neapolitan. Why? So I could bring in a fine Neapolitan pest control to help with Queensberry's problem before it gets out of hand.

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I have grown to love secrecy. It seems to be the one thing that can make modern life mysterious or marvelous to us. The commonest thing is delightful if only one hides it.

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The only thing that the artist cannot see is the obvious. The only thing that the public can see is the obvious.

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Art should never be popular.

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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

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The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.

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Chrysanthemums from gilded argosy Unload their gaudy senseless merchandise.

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I love acting. It is so much more real than life.

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I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

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The universe is God. I am God so that means I am the universe.

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Modern pictures are, no doubt, delightful to look at. At least, some of them are. But they are quite impossible to live with; they are too clever, too assertive, too intellectual. Their meaning is too obvious, and their method too clearly defined. One

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A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on.

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Irony is wasted on the stupid

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By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.

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Well, I can’t help going to see Sibyl play, even if it is only for an act. I get hungry for her presence; and when I think of the wonderful soul that is hidden away in that little ivory body, I am filled with awe." "You can dine with me to-night, Dorian, can’t you?" He shook his head. "To night she is Imogen," he answered, "and tomorrow night she will be Juliet." "When is she Sibyl Vane?" "Never." "I congratulate you.

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The gods bestowed on Max [Beerbohm] the gift of perpetual old age.

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No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.

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