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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

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The only beautiful things are the things that do not concern us.

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She is all the great heroines of the world in one. She is more than an individual. I love her, and I must make her love me. I want to make Romeo jealous. I want the dead lovers of the world to hear our laughter, and grow sad. I want a breath of our passion to stir dust into consciousness, to wake their ashes into pain.

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Sympathy with joy intensifies the sum of sympathy in the world, sympathy with pain does not really diminish the amount of pain.

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Be warned in time, James, and remain, as I do, incomprehensible: to be great is to be misunderstood.

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Behind Joy and Laughter there may be a temperament, coarse, hard and callous. But behind Sorrow there is always Sorrow. Pain, unlike Pleasure, wears no mask.

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I'm sure I don't know half the people who come to my house. Indeed, from all I hear, I shouldn't like to.

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I am a man of simple pleasures. The best suits me perfectly.

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I am happy in my prison of passion

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To make a good salad is to be a brilliant diplomatist - the problem is entirely the same in both cases. To know exactly how much oil one must put with one's vinegar.

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Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.

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Only good questions deserve good answers.

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Children start out loving their parents, but as they grow older and discover their parents are human, they become judgmental. And sometimes, when they mature, they forgive their parents, especially when they discover they are also human.

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Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.

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A map of the world that does not include Utopia is not worth even glancing at, for it leaves out the one country at which Humanity is always landing. And when Humanity lands there, it looks out, and, seeing a better country, sets sail. Progress is the realisation of Utopias.

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If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.

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Always be a little unexpected.

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When critics disagree the artist is in accord with himself.

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I can't stand people that do not take food seriously.

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Never speak disrespectfully of Society, Algernon. Only people who can’t get into it do that.

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