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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

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Our plan will not favor religious institutions over nonreligious institutions. As president, I'm interested in what is constitutional and I'm interested in what works.

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If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.

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People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

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I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

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The days of discriminating against religious institutions simply because they are religious must come to an end.

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They want the federal government controlling the Social Security, like it's some kind of federal program.

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We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers.

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I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less - I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this show. And I'm more interacting with people.

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We will keep a commitment to pluralism and not discriminate for or against Methodist or Mormons or Muslims or good people with no faith at all.

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It is incredibly presumptive for somebody who has not yet earned his party's nomination to start speculating about vice presidents.

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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

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Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.

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Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis.

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I read the newspaper.

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If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

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I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning. On the other hand, I firmly believe she'll be a fine secretary of labor. And I've got confidence in Linda Chavez. She is a - she'll bring an interesting perspective to the Labor Department.

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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

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To date, we've arrested or otherwise dealt with many key commanders of al Qaeda... All told, more than 3,000 suspected terrorists have been arrested in many countries. Many others have met a different fate. Let's put it this way - they are no longer a problem to the United States and our friends and allies.

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Tyrants and dictators will accept no other gods before them. They require disobedience to the First Commandment. They seek absolute control and are threatened by faith in God. They fear only the power they cannot possess - the power of truth. So they resent the living example of the devout, especially the devotion of a unique people chosen by God.

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