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Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

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We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.

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The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.

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He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be.

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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

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I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship.

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There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts of the nation's economic fabric.

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We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.

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I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state.

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Our plan will not favor religious institutions over nonreligious institutions. As president, I'm interested in what is constitutional and I'm interested in what works.

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To date, we've arrested or otherwise dealt with many key commanders of al Qaeda... All told, more than 3,000 suspected terrorists have been arrested in many countries. Many others have met a different fate. Let's put it this way - they are no longer a problem to the United States and our friends and allies.

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You'll hear people say it's racist to test. Folks, it's racist not to test. Because guess who gets shuffled through the system oftentimes? Children whose parents don't speak English as a first language, inner-city kids. It's so much easier to quit on somebody than to remediate.

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Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is-I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president.

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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Home is important. Its important to have a home.

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I believe God did create the world. And I think we're finding out more and more and more as to how it actually happened.

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Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.

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The budget caps were busted, mightily so. And we are reviewing with people like Judd Gregg from New Hampshire and others some budgetary reform measures that will reinstate - you know, possibly reinstate budgetary discipline. But the caps no longer - the caps, I guess they're there. But they didn't mean much.

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The Party System was founded on one national notion of fair play. It was the notion that folly and futility should be fairly divided between both sides.

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