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There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts of the nation's economic fabric.

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I understand small business growth. I was one.

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I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.

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It is one of the great goals of my administration to invigorate the spirit of involvement and citizenship. We will encourage faith-based and community programs without changing their mission.

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There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it.

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We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.

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You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.

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Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.

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The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

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I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.

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I was carrying a beautiful alcoholic conflagration around with me. The thing fed on its own heat and flamed the fiercer. There was no time, in all my waking time, that I didn't want a drink. I began to anticipate the completion of my daily thousand words by taking a drink when only five hundred words were written. It was not long until I prefaced the beginning of the thousand words with a drink.

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I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

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This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while.

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A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

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An Irishman needs three things : silence, cunnning, and exile.

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We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.

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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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A true sonnet goes eight lines and then takes a turn for better or worse and goes six or eight lines more.

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I expect you to work hard on our agenda.

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But I also made it clear to him [Vladimir Putin] that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe.

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