Samuel Taylor Coleridge Quotes, Funny Quotes, Humor Quotes

Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.

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I don't think that witchcraft is a religion. I wish the military would rethink this decision.

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I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.

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This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while.

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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

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I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know - secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time - that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics.

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A lot of times in the rhetoric, people forget the facts. And the facts are that thousands of small businesses-Hispanically owned or otherwise-pay taxes at the highest marginal rate.

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Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicine as we used to know it.

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It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature.

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She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio.

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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

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Thirdly, the explorationists are willing to only move equipment during the winter, which means they'll be on ice roads, and remove the equipment as the ice begins to melt, so that the fragile tundra is protected.

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I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists.

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I understand small business growth. I was one.

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This is what I'm good at. I like meeting people, my fellow citizens, I like interfacing with them.

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They have miscalculated me as a leader.

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I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I have never stooped to spell cat with a 'k' to get at your funny bone. I love a drink, but I never encouraged drunkenness by harping on its alleged funny side.

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About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born.

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I really appreciate leaders from around the globe who have come to share in prayer with us today. It reminds me that the Almighty God is a God to everybody, every person.

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I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth.

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