George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Thinking Quotes

Do I think faith will be an important part of being a good president? Yes, I do.

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Well, you know, I think the American people are sacrificing now. I think they're waiting in airport lines longer than they've ever had before.

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I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them.

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The administration Ill bring is a group of men and women who are focused on whats best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who will not stain the house.

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Humor hardens the heart, at least to the point of sanity.

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I do think we need for a troop to be able to house his family. That's an important part of building morale in the military.

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After all, religion has been around a lot longer than Darwinism.

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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

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I don't have to accept their tenants. I was trying to convince those college students to accept my tenants. And I reject any labeling me because I happened to go to the university.

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I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state.

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The great thing about America is everybody should vote.

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Wit is the lowest form of humor.

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I also have picked a secretary for Housing and Human Development. Mel Martinez from the state of Florida.

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Clumsy jesting is no joke.

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I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.

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If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all.

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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

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I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race.

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I'm also honored to be here with the speaker of the House - just happens to be from the state of Illinois. I'd like to describe the speaker as a trustworthy man. He's the kind of fellow who says when he gives you his word he means it. Sometimes that doesn't happen all the time in the political process.

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Of all states that understands local control of schools, Iowa is such a state.

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