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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

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Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.

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The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.

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I knew a witty physician who found theology in the biliary duct, and used to affirm that if there was a disease in the liver, the man became a Calvinist, and if that organ was sound, he became a Unitarian.

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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

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I think it would be a good idea.

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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

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Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

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Wit is educated insolence.

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If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job.

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Every habit makes our hand more witty and our wit less handy.

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The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

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To obtain an assured favorable response from people, it is better to offer them something for their stomachs instead of their brains.

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I declare, on my soul and conscience, that the attainment of power, or of a great name in literature, seemed to me an easier victory than a success with some young, witty, and gracious lady of high degree.

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Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

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Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtle; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend.

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The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

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