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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

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I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a member

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The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.

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The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.

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I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.

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Woman was God's second mistake.

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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

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Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.

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Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party

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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power become lovers of wisdom

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A witty quote proves nothing.

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The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.

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Other people are quite dreadful. The only possible society is oneself.

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It's not fundamentally different to any other genre, that action is a particular thing. Being able to do action sounds like it should be straightforward, but it really isn't. I always want the action to be witty. I don't want it to be merely routine.

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Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities.

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Science should be on tap, not on top.

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The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.

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The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.

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