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If you want to be witty, say what you think at all times

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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

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I know that you cannot hate other people without hating yourself.

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Go, write it in a martial hand; be curst and brief; it is no matter how witty, so it be eloquent and fun of invention: taunt him with the licence of ink: if thou thou'st him some thrice, it shall not be amiss; and as many lies as will lie in thy shee.

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Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

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I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

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Science should be on tap, not on top.

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Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them.

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In politics we presume that everyone who knows how to get votes knows how to administer a city or a state. When we are ill... we do not ask for the handsomest physician, or the most eloquent one.

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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

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Other people are quite dreadful. The only possible society is oneself.

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I know not whether Laws be right, Or whether Laws be wrong; All that we know who be in jail Is that the wall is strong; And that each day is like a year, A year whose days are long.

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Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

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Women should be tough, tender, laugh as much as possible, and live long lives. The struggle for equality continues unabated, and the woman warrior who is armed with wit and courage will be among the first to celebrate victory.

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Write drunk; edit sober.

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A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.

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Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

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Nobody thanks a witty man for politeness when he puts himself on a par with a society in which it would not be polite to show one's wit.

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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

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