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If you want to be witty, say what you think at all times

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Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

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The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative.

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I knew a witty physician who found theology in the biliary duct, and used to affirm that if there was a disease in the liver, the man became a Calvinist, and if that organ was sound, he became a Unitarian.

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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.

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I know not whether Laws be right, Or whether Laws be wrong; All that we know who be in jail Is that the wall is strong; And that each day is like a year, A year whose days are long.

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You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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People who live in an age of corruption are witty and slanderous; they know that there are other kinds of murder than by dagger or assault; they also know that whatever is well said is believed.

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Write drunk; edit sober.

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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

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A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.

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Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

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It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.

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The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.

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