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I praise God for you, sir: your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious; pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, audacious without impudency, learned without opinion, and strange with-out heresy.

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There are no facts, only interpretations.

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There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

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The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

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Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

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Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.

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In politics we presume that everyone who knows how to get votes knows how to administer a city or a state. When we are ill... we do not ask for the handsomest physician, or the most eloquent one.

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The history of all Magazines shows plainly that those which have attained celebrity were indebted for it to articles similar in natureto Berenice--although, I grant you, far superior in style and execution. I say similar in nature. You ask me in what does this nature consist? In the ludicrous heightened into the grotesque: the fearful coloured into the horrible: the witty exaggerated into the burlesque: the singular wrought out into the strange and mystical.

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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

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Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

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I know that you cannot hate other people without hating yourself.

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Genius is born-not paid

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Write drunk; edit sober.

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If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

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Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty.

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Never forget that it is the spirit with which you endow your work that makes it useful or futile.

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Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtle; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend.

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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

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Vote early and vote often.

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If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job.

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