William Shakespeare Quotes, Witty Quotes, Learning Quotes

I praise God for you, sir: your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious; pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, audacious without impudency, learned without opinion, and strange with-out heresy.

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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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I won't belong to a club that accepts me as a member

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It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

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I knew a witty physician who found theology in the biliary duct, and used to affirm that if there was a disease in the liver, the man became a Calvinist, and if that organ was sound, he became a Unitarian.

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Howard Zinn was magical as a teacher. Witty, irreverent, and wise, he loved what he was teaching and clearly wanted his students to love it, also.

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Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

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Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember

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A witty saying proves nothing.

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Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

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In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

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Other people are quite dreadful. The only possible society is oneself.

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One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing.

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Old Madame du Deffand and her friends talked for fifty years without stopping. And of it all, what remains? Perhaps three witty sayings. So that we are at liberty to suppose either that nothing was said, or that nothing witty was said, or that the fraction of three witty sayings lasted eighteen thousand two hundred and fifty nights, which does not leave a liberal allowance of wit for any one of them.

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Most women defend themselves. It is the female of the species-it is the tigress and lioness in you which tends to defend when attacked.

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Human blunders usually do more to shape history than human wickedness.

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