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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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In politics we presume that everyone who knows how to get votes knows how to administer a city or a state. When we are ill... we do not ask for the handsomest physician, or the most eloquent one.

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If I am not worth the wooing, I surely am not worth the winning!

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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

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Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.

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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.

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Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

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Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party

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If you wanted nothing done at all, Balfour was the man for the job.

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No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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A zebra does not change its spots.

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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

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I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.

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The British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.

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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

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Democracy arises out of the notion that those who are equal in any respect are equal in all respects; because men are equally free, they claim to be absolutely equal.

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When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

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She marking them begins a wailing note And sings extemporally a woeful ditty How love makes young men thrall and old men dote How love is wise in folly, foolish-witty Her heavy anthem still concludes in woe, And still the choir of echoes answer so.

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