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Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

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If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well. It were done quickly.

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I praise God for you, sir: your reasons at dinner have been sharp and sententious; pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, audacious without impudency, learned without opinion, and strange with-out heresy.

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My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.

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Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.

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Lukewarm persons think they may accommodate points of religion by middle ways and witty reconcilements,--as if they would make an arbitrament between God and man.

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Never mistake motion for action.

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In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.

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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

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Most women defend themselves. It is the female of the species-it is the tigress and lioness in you which tends to defend when attacked.

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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

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To obtain an assured favorable response from people, it is better to offer them something for their stomachs instead of their brains.

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You have delighted us long enough.

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Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

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If I am not worth the wooing, I surely am not worth the winning!

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Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

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