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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

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She marking them begins a wailing note And sings extemporally a woeful ditty How love makes young men thrall and old men dote How love is wise in folly, foolish-witty Her heavy anthem still concludes in woe, And still the choir of echoes answer so.

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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party

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It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.

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Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

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I suppose, just as an honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere.

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You have delighted us long enough.

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No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

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I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.

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I knew a witty physician who found theology in the biliary duct, and used to affirm that if there was a disease in the liver, the man became a Calvinist, and if that organ was sound, he became a Unitarian.

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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

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When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

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The English never draw a line without blurring it.

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