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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them.

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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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A sheep in sheep's clothing.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

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It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.

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He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

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I declare, on my soul and conscience, that the attainment of power, or of a great name in literature, seemed to me an easier victory than a success with some young, witty, and gracious lady of high degree.

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Tell the truth and you won't have so much to remember

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Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

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Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

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Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.

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Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

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