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If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

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I read the book of Job last night, I don't think God comes out well in it.

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The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.

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Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

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Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.

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Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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I am not only witty in myself, but the cause that wit is in other men.

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Every habit makes our hand more witty and our wit less handy.

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Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

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It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.

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A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.

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In politics we presume that everyone who knows how to get votes knows how to administer a city or a state. When we are ill... we do not ask for the handsomest physician, or the most eloquent one.

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One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

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Before we get too depressed about the state of our politics, let's remember our history ..... Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. What is amazing, is that despite all the conflict, our experiment in democracy has worked better than any form of government on earth

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When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

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Human blunders usually do more to shape history than human wickedness.

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