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The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative.

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A witty quote proves nothing.

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

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We fall in love because we long to escape from ourselves with someone as beautiful, intelligent, and witty as we are ugly, stupid, and dull. But what if such a perfect being should one day turn around and decide they will love us back? We can only be somewhat shocked-how can they be as wonderful as we had hoped when they have the bad taste to approve of someone like us?

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I suppose, just as an honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere.

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Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

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Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood.

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Never mistake motion for action.

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People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.

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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.

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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

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It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

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If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

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When our government is spoken of as some menacing, threatening, foreign entity, it ignores the fact that in our democracy, government is us

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One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

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Woman was God's second mistake.

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Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

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Go, write it in a martial hand; be curst and brief; it is no matter how witty, so it be eloquent and fun of invention: taunt him with the licence of ink: if thou thou'st him some thrice, it shall not be amiss; and as many lies as will lie in thy shee.

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A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.

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Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

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