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HASH: There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.

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Past, n. That part of Eternity with some small fraction of which we have a slight and regrettable acquaintance. A moving line called the Present parts it from an imaginary period known as the Future. These two grand divisions of Eternity, of which the one is continually effacing the other, are entirely unlike. The one is dark with sorrow and disappointment, the other bright with prosperity and joy.... Yet the Past is the Future of yesterday, the Future is the Past of to-morrow. They are one-the knowledge and the dream.

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OPERA, n. A play representing life in another world, whose inhabitants have no speech but song, no motions but gestures and no postures but attitudes.

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REDEMPTION, n. Deliverance of sinners from the penalty of their sin, through their murder of the deity against whom they sinned . . . . whoso believeth in it shall not perish, but have everlasting life in which to try to understand it.

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Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.

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RIBALDRY, n. Censorious language by another concerning oneself.

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Uncommon extension of the fear of death.

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HERMIT, n. A person whose vices and follies are not sociable.

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WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil.

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plagiarism, n. A literary coincidence compounded of a discreditable priority and an honorable subsequence.

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ANTIPATHY, n. The sentiment inspired by one's friend's friend.

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Historian - a broad-gauge gossip.

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LINEN, n. "A kind of cloth the making of which, when made of hemp, entails a great waste of hemp."

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The furrier gets the skins of more foxes than asses.

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Destiny: A tyrant's authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure.

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Suddenly to change one's opinions and go over to another party. The most notable flop on record was that of Saul of Tarsus, who has been severely criticised as a turn-coat by some of our partisan journals.

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Self-evident, adj. Evident to one's self and to nobody else.

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IDLENESS, n. A model farm where the devil experiments with seeds of new sins and promotes the growth of staple vices.

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ACCOUNTABILITY, n. The mother of caution.

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GNOSTICS, n. A sect of philosophers who tried to engineer a fusion between the early Christians and the Platonists. The former would not go into the caucus and the combination failed, greatly to the chagrin of the fusion managers.

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