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Introduction - a social ceremony invented by the devil for the gratification of his servants and the plaguing of his enemies.

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TALK, v.t. To commit an indiscretion without temptation, from an impulse without purpose.

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Be as decent as you can. Don't believe without evidence. Treat things divine with marked respect — don't have anything to do with them. Do not trust humanity without collateral security; it will play you some scurvy trick. Remember that it hurts no one to be treated as an enemy entitled to respect until he shall prove himself a friend worthy of affection. Cultivate a taste for distasteful truths. And, finally, most important of all, endeavor to see things as they are, not as they ought to be.

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We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to call our attitude of subjection a posture of respect.

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Prejudice - a vagrant opinion without visible means of support.

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A large stone presented by the archangel Gabriel to the patriarch Abraham, and preserved at Mecca. The patriarch had perhaps asked the archangel for bread.

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Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognise in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced.

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REFERENDUM, n. A law for submission of proposed legislation to a popular vote to learn the nonsensus of public opinion.

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Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.

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Curiosity, n. An objectionable quality of the female mind. The desire to know whether or not a woman is cursed with curiosity is one of the most active and insatiable passions of the masculine soul.

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A cheap and easy cynicism rails at everything. The master of the art accomplishes the formidable task of discrimination.

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CEMETERY, n. An isolated suburban spot where mourners match lies, poets write at a target and stone-cutters spell for a wager.

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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.

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Distance, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs and keep.

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An ingenious compound of desirability and appearance. Discovery of truth is the sole purpose of philosophy, which is the most ancient occupation of the human mind and has a fair prospect of existing with increasing activity to the end of time.

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REASON, v.i. To weight probabilities in the scales of desire.

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PERORATION, n. The explosion of an oratorical rocket. It dazzles, but to an observer having the wrong kind of nose its most conspicuous peculiarity is the smell of the several kinds of powder used in preparing it.

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In this world one must have a name; it prevents confusion, even when it does not establish identity. Some, though, are known by numbers, which also seem inadequate distinctions.

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Cynicism is that blackguard defect of vision which compels us to see the world as it is, instead of as it should be.

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VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.

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