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Finance is the art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager

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RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans".

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Idiot - A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.

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BRANDY, n. A cordial composed on one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan.

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optimism, n. The doctrine, or belief, that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, everything good, especially the bad, and everything right that is wrong. It is held with greatest tenacity by those most accustomed to the mischance of falling into adversity, and is most acceptably expounded with disproof - an intellectual disorder, yielding to no treatment but death. It is hereditary, but fortunately not contagious.

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Optimism - the doctrine or belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly.

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A revolution is a violent change of mismanagement.

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Women in love are less ashamed than men. They have less to be ashamed of.

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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.

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EXPOSTULATION, n. One of the many methods by which fools prefer to lose their friends.

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PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.

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Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

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LOSS, n. Privation of that which we had, or had not. Thus, in the latter sense, it is said of a defeated candidate that he "lost his election".

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Opportunity: A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.

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No country is so wild and difficult but men will make it a theater of war.

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PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.

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As a means of dispensing formulated ignorance our boasted public school system is not without merit; it spreads out education sufficiently thin to give everyone enough to make him a more competent fool than he would have been without it.

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INFALAPSARIAN, n. One who ventures to believe that Adam need not have sinned unless he had a mind to - in opposition to the Supralapsarians, who hold that that luckless person's fall was decreed from the beginning.

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PRE-EXISTENCE, n. An unnoted factor in creation.

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A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.

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