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- RITE, n. A religious or semi-religious ceremony fixed by law, precept or custom, with the essential oil of sincerity carefully squeezed out of it.
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- Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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- TAIL, n. The part of an animal's spine that has transcended its natural limitations to set up an independent existence in a world of its own.
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- OYSTER, n. A slimy, gobby shellfish which civilization gives men the hardihood to eat without removing its entrails! The shells are sometimes given to the poor.
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- Compromise, n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary the satisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and is deprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
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- An election is nothing more than the advanced auction of stolen goods.
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- To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
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- picture, n. A representation in two dimensions of something wearisome in three.
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- A bad marriage is like an electrical thrilling machine: it makes you dance, but you can't let go.
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- Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
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- TRUST, n. In American politics, a large corporation composed in greater part of thrifty working men, widows of small means, orphans in the care of guardians and the courts, with many similar malefactors and public enemies.
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- Fashion, n. A despot whom the wise ridicule and obey.
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- ARSENIC, n. A kind of cosmetic greatly affected by the ladies, whom it greatly affects in turn.
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- PIGMY, n. One of a tribe of very small men found by ancient travelers in many parts of the world, but by modern in Central Africa only. The Pigmies are so called to distinguish them from the bulkier Caucasians - who are Hogmies.
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- RATIONAL, adj. Devoid of all delusions save those of observation, experience and reflection.
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- Rome has seven sacraments, but the Protestant churches, being less prosperous, feel that they can afford only two, and these of inferior sanctity.
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- TABLE D'HOTE, n. A caterer's thrifty concession to the universal passion for irresponsibility.
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- REPLICA, n. A reproduction of a work of art, by the artist that made the original. It is so called to distinguish it from a "copy," which is made by another artist. When the two are mae with equal skill the replica is the more valuable, for it is suppose
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- Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am;" as close an approach to certainty as any philosopher has yet made.
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- Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.
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