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We must stop chasing dollars, stop lying, stop cheating, stop ignoring art, literature, and all the refining agencies and instrumentalities of civilization.

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PRISON, n. A place of punishments and rewards. The poet assures us that - stone walls do not a prison make.

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Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.

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predicament, n. The wage of consistency.

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Immoral" is the judgment of the stalled ox on the gamboling lamb.

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In this world one must have a name; it prevents confusion, even when it does not establish identity. Some, though, are known by numbers, which also seem inadequate distinctions.

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IMBECILITY, n. A kind of divine inspiration, or sacred fire affecting censorious critics of this dictionary.

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Empty wine bottles have a bad opinion of women.

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RUIN, v. To destroy. Specifically, to destroy a maid's belief in the virtue of maids.

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UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.

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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

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Electricity is the power that causes all natural phenomena not known to be caused by something else

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HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.

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Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity.

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To those who view the voyage of life from the port of departure the bark that has accomplished any considerable distance appears already in close approach to the farther shore.

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Pertaining to a certain order of architecture, otherwise known as Normal American. Most of the public buildings of the United States are of the Ramshackle order, though some of our earlier architects preferred the Ironic. Recent additions to the White House in Washington are Theo-Doric, the ecclesiastic order of the Dorians. They are exceedingly fine and cost one hundred dollars a brick.

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The place whereon the priest formerly raveled out the small intestine of the sacrificial victim for purposes of divination and cooked its flesh for the gods. The word is now seldom used, except with reference to the sacrifice of their liberty and peace by a male and a female fool.

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Miss, n. A title which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.

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GEOGRAPHER, n. A chap who can tell you offhand the difference between the outside of the world and the inside.

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Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command

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