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- There are two instruments worse than a clarinet - two clarinets.
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- Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber; they fertilize.
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- Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.
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- Reverence for the Supreme Being, based upon His supposed resemblance to man. The pig is taught by sermons and epistles / To think the God of Swine has snout and bristles.
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- ILLUSTRIOUS, adj. Suitably placed for the shafts of malice, envy and detraction.
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- ASPERSE, v.t. Maliciously to ascribe to another vicious actions which one has not had the temptation and opportunity to commit.
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- Fear has no brains; it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated.
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- MAMMON, n. The god of the world's leading religion. The chief temple is in the holy city of New York.
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- CARTESIAN, adj. Relating to Descartes, author of 'Cogito ergo sum' to demonstrate the reality of human existence. The dictum might be improved 'Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum' 'I think that I think, therefore I think that I am' as close an approach.
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- Bigamy, n. A mistake in taste for which the wisdom of the future will adjudge a punishment called trigamy.
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- I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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- A man is the sum of his ancestors; to reform him you must begin with a dead ape and work downward through a million graves. He is like the lower end of a suspended chain; you can sway him slightly to the right or the left, but remove your hand and he falls into line with the other links.
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- moral, adj. Conforming to a local and mutable standard of right. Having the quality of general expediency.
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- Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.
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- Self-denial is indulgence of a propensity to forego.
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- Die: To stop sinning suddenly.
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- BAIT, n. A preparation that renders the hook more palatable. The best kind is beauty.
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- Human nature is pretty well balanced; for every lacking virtue there is a rough substitute that will serve at a pinch--as cunning is the wisdom of the unwise, and ferocity the courage of the coward.
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- Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
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- The liberality of one who has much, in permitting one who has nothing to get all that he can.
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