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- Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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- Brain: an apparatus with which we think that we think. Mind, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain.
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- APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider
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- Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.
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- HOMŒOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.
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- HOSPITALITY, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.
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- Even the laws of justice themselves cannot subsist without mixture of injustice.
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- When you doubt, abstain.
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- PALACE, n. A fine and costly residence, particularly that of a great official. The residence of a high dignitary of the Christian Church is called a palace; that of the Founder of his religion was known as a field, or wayside. There is progress.
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- A popular writer writes about what people think. A wise writer offers them something to think about.
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- EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort.
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- RADIUM, n. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with.
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- An accident is an inevitable occurrence due to the actions of immutable natural laws.
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- PORTUGUESE, n.pl. A species of geese indigenous to Portugal. They are mostly without feathers and imperfectly edible, even when stuffed with garlic.
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- Immigrant: An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.
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- PREHISTORIC, adj. Belonging to an early period and a museum. Antedating the art and practice of perpetuating falsehood.
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- Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
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- OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.
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- Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
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- SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.
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