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When in Rome, do as Rome does.

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TENACITY, n. A certain quality of the human hand in its relation to the coin of the realm. It attains its highest development in the hand of authority and is considered a serviceable equipment for a career in politics.

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RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans".

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An accident is an inevitable occurrence due to the actions of immutable natural laws.

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REFLECTION,n: An Action of the mind whereby we obtain a clearer view of our relation to the things of yesterday and are able to avoid the perils that we shall not again encounter

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Strive not for singularity in dress; Fools have the more and men of sense the less. To look original is not worth while, But be in mind a little out of style.

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GOOD, adj. Sensible, madam, to the worth of this present writer. Alive, sir, to the advantages of letting him alone.

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PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.

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Adolescence: The stage between puberty and adultery.

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BRAIN, n. An apparatus with which we think that we think. That which distinguishes the man who is content to be something from the man who wishes to do something. A man of great wealth, or one who has been pitchforked into high station, has commonly such a headful of brain that his neighbors cannot keep their hats on. In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, brain is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

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Christian, n.: one who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.

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Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.

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Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact.

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To Dogmatism the Spirit of Inquiry is the same as the Spirit of Evil.

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MAN, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.

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Truth is so good a thing that falsehood can not afford to be without it.

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The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of remarkable Christian forbearance among men - were it not for a mawkish humanitarianism, coupled with imperfect digestive powers, we should devour our young, as Nature intended.

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BAIT, n. A preparation that renders the hook more palatable. The best kind is beauty.

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Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable.

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RIBALDRY, n. Censorious language by another concerning oneself.

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