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Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact.
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Democracy is four wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch.
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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.
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Bigamy, n. A mistake in taste for which the wisdom of the future will adjudge a punishment called trigamy.
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PARDON, v. To remit a penalty and restore to the life of crime. To add to the lure of crime the temptation of ingratitude.
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Pun: A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire
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CALAMITY, n. A more than commonly plain and unmistakable reminder that the affairs of this life are not of our own ordering. Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
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There would be far fewer accidents if we could only teach telephone poles to be more careful.
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MAN, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be.
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He laughs best who laughs least.
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MONSIGNOR- A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.
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Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
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An aged Burgundy runs with a beardless Port. I cherish the fancy that Port speaks sentences of wisdom, Burgundy sings the inspired Ode.
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PANTOMIME, n. A play in which the story is told without violence to the language. The least disagreeable form of dramatic action.
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HOSPITALITY, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging.
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DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.
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POLICE, n. An armed force for protection and participation.
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Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognise in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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adore, v.t. To venerate expectantly.
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