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- FIDDLE, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.
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- APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom. The flabby wine-skin of his brain Yields to some pathologic strain, And voids from its unstored abysm The driblet of an aphorism. "The Mad Philosopher," 1697
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- Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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- Heaven: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound on yours.
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- Heathen, n. A benighted creature who has the folly to worship something that he can see and feel.
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- Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.
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- FREEBOOTER, n. A conqueror in a small way of business, whose annexations lack of the sanctifying merit of magnitude.
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- PYRRHONISM- An ancient philosophy, named for its inventor. It consisted of an absolute disbelief in everything but Pyrrhonism. Its modern professors have added that.
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- A man who piously shuts himself up to meditate upon the sin of wickedness and to keep it fresh in his mind joins a brotherhood of awful examples.
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- POSITIVISM- A philosophy that denies our knowledge of the Real and affirms our ignorance of the Apparent. Its longest exponent is Comte, its broadest Mill and its thickest Spencer.
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- MYTHOLOGY, n. The body of a primitive people's beliefs concerning its origin, early history, heroes, deities and so forth, as distinguished from the true accounts which it invents later.
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- moral, adj. Conforming to a local and mutable standard of right. Having the quality of general expediency.
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- MEDICINE, n. A stone flung down the Bowery to kill a dog in Broadway.
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- gratitude, n. A sentiment lying midway between a benefit received and a benefit expected.
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- Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact.
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- PHOTOGRAPH, n. A picture painted by the sun without instruction in art. It is a little better than the work of an Apache, but not quite so good as that of a Cheyenne.
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- DELUGE, n. A notable first experiment in baptism which washed away the sins (and sinners) of the world.
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- Loquacity, n. A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.
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- LEXICOGRAPHER, n. A pestilent fellow who, under the pretense of recording some particular stage in the development of a language, does what he can to arrest its growth, stiffen its flexibility and mechanize its methods.
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- I was born to poor because of honest parents.
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