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Heathen, n. A benighted creature who has the folly to worship something that he can see and feel.

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I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.

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UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.

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QUEEN, n. A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not.

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RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans".

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picture, n. A representation in two dimensions of something wearisome in three.

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SAUCE, n. The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has only nine hundred and ninety-nine. For every sauce invented and accepted a vice is renounced and forgiven.

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PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors.

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POVERTY, n. A file provided for the teeth of the rats of reform. Its victims are distinguished by possession of all the virtues and by their faith in leaders seeking to conduct them into a prosperity where they believe these to be unknown.

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PHILISTINE, n. One whose mind is the creature of its environment, following the fashion in thought, feeling and sentiment. He is sometimes learned, frequently prosperous, commonly clean and always solemn.

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To renounce an honor for an advantage. To renounce an advantage for a greater advantage.

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PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.

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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.

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Immoral: Inexpedient. Whatever in the long run and with regard to the greater number of instances men find to be generally inexpedient comes to be considered wrong, wicked, immoral. If mans notions of right and wrong have any other basis than this of expediency; if they originated, or could have originated, in any other way; if actions have in themselves a moral character apart from and nowise dependent on, their consequences-then all philosophy is a lie and reason a disorder of the mind.

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To Dogmatism the Spirit of Inquiry is the same as the Spirit of Evil.

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Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.

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Epitaph: An inscription on a tomb showing that virtues acquired by death have a retroactive effect.

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Self-restraint is indulgence of the propensity to forgo.

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PRE-ADAMITE, n. One of an experimental and apparently unsatisfactory race of antedated Creation. . . . Little its known of them beyond the fact that they supplied Cain with a wife and theologians with a controversy.

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A nation that will not enforce its laws has no claim to the respect and allegiance of its people.

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