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ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth.

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New York is too strenuous for me; it gets on my nerves.

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Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.

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Crowned with leaves of the laurel. In England the Poet Laureate is an officer of the sovereign's court, acting as dancing skeleton at every royal feast and singing-mute at every royal funeral.

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Alliance - in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.

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Phoenix, n. The classical prototype of the modern 'small hot bird.'

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Behavior, n. Conduct, as determined, not by principle, but by breeding.

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ECCENTRICITY, n. A method of distinction so cheap that fools employ it to accentuate their incapacity.

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The furrier gets the skins of more foxes than asses.

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RABBLE, n. In a republic, those who exercise a supreme authority tempered by fraudulent elections. The rabble is like the sacred Simurgh, of Arabian fable - omnipotent on condition that it do nothing.

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REPARTEE, n. Prudent insult in retort. Practiced by gentlemen with a constitutional aversion to violence, but a strong disposition to offend. In a war of words, the tactics of the North American Indian.

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GOOSE, n. A bird that supplies quills for writing. These, by some occult process of nature, are penetrated and suffused with various degrees of the bird's intellectual energies and emotional character, so that when inked and drawn mechanically across paper by a person called an "author," there results a very fair and accurate transcript of the fowl's thought and feeling. The difference in geese, as discovered by this ingenious method, is considerable: many are found to have only trivial and insignificant powers, but some are seen to be very great geese indeed.

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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.

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RADIUM, n. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with.

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RACK, n. An argumentative implement formerly much used in persuading devotees of a false faith to embrace the living truth. As a call to the unconverted the rack never had any particular efficacy, and is now held in light popular esteem.

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CALLOUS, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.

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Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.

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Philanthropist, n.: A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket.

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To the eye of failure success is an accident.

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When lost in a forest go always down hill. When lost in a philosophy or doctrine go upward.

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