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- POVERTY, n. A file provided for the teeth of the rats of reform. Its victims are distinguished by possession of all the virtues and by their faith in leaders seeking to conduct them into a prosperity where they believe these to be unknown.
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- MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees.
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- NOMINATE, v. To designate for the heaviest political assessment. To put forward a suitable person to incur the mudgobbling and deadcatting of the opposition.
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- TARIFF, n. A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer.
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- MESMERISM, n. Hypnotism before it wore good clothes, kept a carriage and asked Incredulity to dinner.
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- RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas.
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- The ghost is the outward and visible signs of an inward fear.
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- INJUSTICE, n. A burden which of all those that we load upon others and carry ourselves is lightest in the hands and heaviest upon the back.
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- NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.
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- LUMINARY, One who throws light upon a subject; as an editor by not writing about it.
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- UXORIOUSNESS, n. A perverted affection that has strayed to one's own wife.
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- LINEN, n. "A kind of cloth the making of which, when made of hemp, entails a great waste of hemp."
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- A man is the sum of his ancestors; to reform him you must begin with a dead ape and work downward through a million graves. He is like the lower end of a suspended chain; you can sway him slightly to the right or the left, but remove your hand and he falls into line with the other links.
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- Justice is a commodity which in a more or less adulterated condition the State sells to the citizen as a reward for his allegiance, taxes and personal service.
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- Here's to woman! Would that we could fold into her arms without falling into her hands.
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- Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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- LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.
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- In forgiving an injury be somewhat ceremonious, lest your magnanimity be construed as indifference.
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- Good-bye -- if you hear of my being stood up against a stone wall and shot to rags please know that I think that a pretty good way to depart this life. It beats old age, disease or falling down the cellar stairs.
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- PROVIDENTIAL, adj. Unexpectedly and conspicuously beneficial to the person so describing it.
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