Oscar Wilde Quotes, Humorous Quotes, Vices Quotes

He hadn’t a single redeeming vice.

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I am engaged in answering that Italian buffoon, Mazotti, whose views upon the larval development of the tropical termites have excited my derision and contempt . . .

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And yet the motives of women are so inscrutable. You remember the woman at Margate whom I suspected for the same reason. No powder on her nose - that proved to be the correct solution. How can you build on such a quicksand? Their most trivial action may mean volumes, or their most extraordinary conduct may depend upon a hairpin or a curling tongs.

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Who made the world I cannot tell; 'Tis made, and here am I in hell. My hand, though now my knuckles bleed, I never soiled with such a deed.

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Might I trouble you to open the window, for chloroform vapour does not help the palate.

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An Englishman never enjoys himself, except for a noble purpose.

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Mrs. Boffin, insisting that Bella should make tomorrow's expedition in the chariot, she went home in great grandeur. Mrs. Wilfer and Miss Lavinia had speculated much on the probabilities and improbabilities of her coming in this gorgeous state, and, on beholding the chariot from the window at which they were secreted to look out for it, agreed that it must be detained at the door as long as possible, for the mortification and confusion of the neighbours.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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... an experienced, industrious, ambitious, and often quite often picturesque liar.

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There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

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It comes to pass oft that a terrible oath, with a swaggering accent sharply twanged off, gives manhood more approbation than ever proof itself would have earned him.

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"Ah, Miss, hope is an excellent thing for such as has the spirits to bear it!" said Mrs Wickam, shaking her head. "My own spirits is not equal to it, but I don't owe it any grudge. I envys them that is so blest!"

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Give a small boy a hammer and he will find that everything he encounters needs pounding.

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But soft you, the fair Ophelia: Ope not thy ponderous and marble jaws, But get thee to a nunnery - go!

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In the majority of cases, conscience is an elastic and very flexible article

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The devil is not, indeed, perfectly humorous, but that is only because he is the extreme of all humor.

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It's just as unpleasant to get more than you bargain for as to get less.

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I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.

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Well, sir, let us do what we can to curtail this visit, which can hardly be agreeable to you, and is inexpressibly irksome to me.

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I am not an economist. I am an honest man!

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