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Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.

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Fine art is the only teacher except torture.

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The test of good education is seeing how it behaves in a fight.

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The most intolerable pain is produced by prolonging the keenest pleasure.

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Marriage is to me apostasy, profanation of the sanctuary of my soul, violation of my manhood, sale of my birthright, shameful surrender, ignominious capitulation, acceptance of defeat.

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We're human beings we are - all of us - and that's what people are liable to forget. Human beings don't like peace and goodwill and everybody loving everybody else. However much they may think they do, they don't really because they're not made like that. Human beings love eating and drinking and loving and hating. They also like showing off, grabbing all they can, fighting for their rights and bossing anybody who'll give them half a chance.

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Principles without programs are platitudes.

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A part of eugenic politics would finally land us in an extensive use of the lethal chamber. A great many people would have to be put out of existence simply because it wastes other people's time to look after them.

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The censorship method ... is that of handing the job over to some frail and erring mortal man, and making him omnipotent on the assumption that his official status will make him infallible and omniscient.

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I was told that my diet was so poor that I could not repair the bones that were broken and operated on. So I have just had an Xradiograph taken; and lo! perfectly mended solid bone so beautifully white that I have left instructions that, if I die, a glove stretcher is to be made of me and sent to you as a souvenir

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If you strike a child, take care that you strike it in anger, even at the risk of maiming it for life. A blow in cold blood neither can nor should be forgiven.

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When domestic servants are treated as human beings it is not worth while to keep them.

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Titles distinguish the mediocre, embarrass the superior, and are disgraced by the inferior.

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I can't control what life did to me, but I can control how I react. Therein lies the difference.

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A healthy nation is as unconscious of its nationality as a healthy man of his bones. But if you break a person's nationality it will think of nothing else but getting it set again.

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Englishmen never will be slaves; they are free to do whatever the government and public opinion allow them.

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We must all share in the evils of the world or move to another planet.

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The open mind never acts: when we have done our utmost to arrive at a reasonable conclusion, we still must close our minds for the moment with a snap, and act dogmatically on our conclusions.

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When you find something funny search it for hidden truth.

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We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence... on pain of liquidation.

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