George Bernard Shaw Quotes

Spend all you have before you die, and do not outlive yourself.

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During the last considerable epidemic at the turn of the century, I was a member of the Health Committee of London Borough Council, and I learned how the credit of vaccination is kept up statistically by diagnosing all the revaccinated cases (of smallpox) as pustular eczema, varioloid or what not---except smallpox.

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Remember that the progress of the world depends on your knowing better than your elders.

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To a professional critic (I have been one myself) theatre-going is the curse of Adam. The play is the evil he is paid to endure in the sweat of his brow; and the sooner it is over, the better.

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Pothinus: "Is it possible that Caesar, the conqueror of the world, has time to occupy himself with such a trifle as our taxes?" Caesar: "My friend, taxes are the chief business of a conqueror of the world.

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A healthy nation is as unconscious of its nationality as a healthy man of his bones. But if you break a person's nationality it will think of nothing else but getting it set again.

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My situation is a solemn one: life is offered to me on the condition of eating beefsteaks. But death is better than cannibalism. My will contains directions for my funeral, which will be followed, not by mourning coaches, but by oxen, sheep, flocks of poultry, and a small traveling aquarium of live fish, all wearing white scarves in honor of the man who perished rather than eat his fellow creatures. It will be, without the exception of Noah's Ark, the most remarkable thing of its kind ever seen.

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All dress is fancy dress, is it not, except our natural skins?

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The most anxious man in a prison is the governor.

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I like to quote myself frequently and often, it makes me sound much more intelligent than I actually am.

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The capacity of any conqueror is more likely than not to be an illusion produced by the incapacity of his adversary.

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It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.

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Altogether too many sheep

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Man gives every reason for his conduct save one, every excuse for his crimes save one, every plea for his safety save one; and that one is his cowardice

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Communism, being the lay form of Catholicism, and indeed meaning the same thing, has never had any lack of chaplains.

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Oh, the frontier of hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking at things.

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I know I began as a passion and have ended as a habit , like all husbands .

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I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated.

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I have very carefully studied Islam and the life of its Prophet (PBUH). I have done so both as a student of history and as a critic. And I have come to conclusion that Muhammad (PBUH) was indeed a great man and a deliverer and benefactor of mankind which was till then writhing under the most agonising Pain.

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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.

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