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The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not.

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Nobody could stand an eternity of Heaven.

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Let a short Act of Parliament be passed, placing all street musicians outside the protection of the law, so that any citizen may assail them with stones, sticks, knives, pistols or bombs without incurring any penalties.

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A miracle, my friend, is an event which creates faith.

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Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes

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Any belief worth having must survive doubt

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Unless the law of marriage were first made human, it could never become divine.

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A child hasn't a grown-up person's appetite for affection. A little of it goes a long way with them; and they like a good imitation of it better than the real thing, as every nurse knows.

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Beware of the man who does not return your blow: he neither forgives you nor allows you to forgive yourself.

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It's just as unpleasant to get more than you bargain for as to get less.

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You know well I couldn't bear to live with a low common man after you two; and it's wicked and cruel of you to insult me by pretending I could.

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I am oppressed with a dread of living forever. That is the only disadvantage of vegetarianism.

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Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.

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Death is for many of us the gate of hell; but we are inside on the way out, not outside on the way in.

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Like fingerprints, all marriages are different.

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My only policy is to profess evil and do good.

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We are more gullible and superstitious today than we were in the Middle Ages, and an example of modern credulity is the widespread belief that the Earth is round. The average man can advance not a single reason for thinking that the Earth is round. He merely swallows this theory because there is something about it that appeals to the twentieth century mentality.

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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

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I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

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When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.

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