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Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

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Though the Life Force supplies us with its own purpose, it has no other brains to work with than those it has painfully and imperfectly evolved in our heads.

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If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.

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A socialist is somebody who doesn't have anything, and is ready to divide it up equally among everybody.

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I have found, after a good deal of consideration, that the best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for Him here.

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Where equality is undisputed, so also is subordination.

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Physically there is nothing to distinguish human society from the farm-yard except that children are more troublesome and costly than chickens and calves and that men and women are not so completely enslaved as farm stock.

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No child should be brought up to suppose that its food and clothes come down from heaven or are miraculously conjured from empty space by papa. Loathsome as we have made the idea of duty (like the idea of work) we must habituate children to a sense of repayable obligation to the community for what they consume and enjoy, and inculcate the repayment as a point of honor.

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The mathematician is fascinated with the marvelous beauty of the forms he constructs, and in their beauty he finds everlasting truth.

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I was a freethinker before I knew how to think.

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Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing.

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Men are not governed by justice, but by law or persuasion. When they refuse to be governed by law or persuasion, they have to be governed by force or fraud, or both.

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Reminiscences make one feel so deliciously aged and sad.

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Well, upon my soul! You are not ashamed to stand there and confess yourself a disgusting drunkard.

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The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it.

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Capitalism justified itself and was adopted as an economic principle on the express ground that it provides selfish motives for doing good, and that human beings will do nothing except for selfish motives

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If only for a half hour a day, a child should do something serviceable to the community

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When Satan makes impure verses, Allah sends a divine tune to cleanse them.

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I have to live for others and not for myself: that's middle-class morality.

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Seemingly unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world to themselves. Much progress, therefore, depends on such people.

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