George Bernard Shaw Quotes, Heaven Quotes

Nobody could stand an eternity of Heaven.

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It is very doubtful whether man is enough of a political animal to produce a good, sensible, serious and efficient constitution. All the evidence is against it.

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Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.

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You cannot have power for good without having power for evil too. Even mother's milk nourishes murderers as well as heroes.

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Gardening is the only unquestionably useful job.

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What is both surprising and delightful is that the spectators are allowed, and even expected, to join in the vocal part of the game...There is no reason why the field should not try to put the batsman off his stroke at the critical moment by neatly timed disparagements of his wife's fidelity and his mother's respectability.

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I don't know what to say about this book. The experience on which it is founded is so extraordinary, that an honest record of it should be preserved . . . But it would have driven me mad; and I am not sure that the author came out of it without a slight derangement.

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Women are called womanly only when they regard themselves as existing solely for the use of men.

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It's just as unpleasant to get more than you bargain for as to get less.

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Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

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All classes in proportion to their lack of travel and familiarity with foreign literature are bellicose, prejudiced against foreigners, fond of fighting as a cruel sport - in short, dog-like in their notions of foreign policy.

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The theory that music has a depraving effect on morals has now been abandoned to the old women of both sexes.

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I'm not a teacher: only a fellow traveler of whom you asked the way. I pointed ahead - ahead of myself as well as you.

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An Englishman does everything on principle: he fights you on patriotic principles; he robs you on business principles; he enslaves you on imperial principles.

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Religion is a good invention in times of stress.

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As 99 per cent of English authors and 100 per cent of American ones [authors] are just such imbeciles, managers and publishers make a practice of asking for every right the author possesses.

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Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

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From a very early age, I've had to interrupt my education to go to school.

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If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.

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If the English can survive their food, they can survive anything.

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