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Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.

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There are no perfectly honorable men; but every true man has one main point of honor and a few minor ones.

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Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out.

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First really like is just a little bit foolishness as well as a lot of curiosity. No actually self-respecting girl would reap the benefits of it.

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Those who minister to poverty and disease are accomplices in the two worst of all the crimes.

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My religious convictions and scientific views cannot at present be more specifically defined than as those of a believer in creative revolution. I desire that no public monument or work of art or inscription or sermon or ritual service commemorating me shall suggest that I accepted the tenets peculiar to any established church or denomination nor take the form of a cross or any other instrument of torture or symbol of blood sacrifice.

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Peace is not only better than war, but infinitely more arduous.

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Love is an appetite which, like all other appetites, is destroyed for the moment by its gratification.

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I like to quote myself frequently and often, it makes me sound much more intelligent than I actually am.

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A child hasn't a grown-up person's appetite for affection. A little of it goes a long way with them; and they like a good imitation of it better than the real thing, as every nurse knows.

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You have no right to say that I am not sincere. I have found a happiness in art that real life has never given me. I am intensely in earnest about art. There is is a magic and mystery in art that you know nothing of.

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Though I can make my extravaganzas appear credible, I cannot make the truth appear so.

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It is the first duty of every man not to be poor.

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Decency is indecency's conspiracy of silence

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Experience fails to teach where there is no desire to learn.

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If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.

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Political necessities sometime turn out to be political mistakes.

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He said that private practice in medicine ought to be put down by law. When I asked him why, he said that private doctors were ignorant licensed murders.

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The whole strength of England lies in the fact that the enormous majority of the English people are snobs.

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I wish to boast that Pygmalion has been an extremely successful play all over Europe and North America as well as at home. It is so intensely and deliberately didactic, and its subject is esteemed so dry, that I delight in throwing it at the heads of the wiseacres who repeat the parrot cry that art should never be didactic. It goes to prove my contention that art should never be anything else.

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