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There is no accomplishment so easy to acquire as politeness and none more profitable.

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Liquor is the chloroform which enables the poor man to endure the painful operation of living.

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When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most."

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The best way to get your point across is to entertain.

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An Englishman does everything on principle: he fights you on patriotic principles; he robs you on business principles; he enslaves you on imperial principles.

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The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.

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All dress is fancy dress, is it not, except our natural skins?

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There are no perfectly honorable men; but every true man has one main point of honor and a few minor ones.

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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

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How you ought properly to spell 'fish' in English: 'goti' .

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No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: he is always convinced that it says what he means.

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Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

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Freedom, my good girl, means being able to count on how other people will behave.

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What is life but a series of inspired follies.

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It is quite useless to declare that all men are born free if you deny that they are born good . Guarantee a man's goodness and his liberty will take care of itself. To guarantee his freedom on condition that you approve of his moral character is formally to abolish all freedom whatsoever, as every man's liberty is at the mercy of a moral indictment which any fool can trump up against everyone who violates custom, whether as a prophet or as a rascal.

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It's not that I'm so clever, it is that others are so stupid.

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Get married, but never to a man who is home all day.

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Instruction in sex is as important as instruction in food; yet not only are our adolescents not taught the physiology of sex, but never warned that the strongest sexual attraction may exist between persons so incompatible in tastes and capacities that they could not endure living together for a week much less a lifetime.

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Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

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Our necessities are few, but our wants are endless.

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